What's more appropriate than to share that I experienced a FOB fella who asked me out, gave me his number and then used words like shothi and lockhi. I'm so racist to my own kind.
*fresh off the boat (I don't make this shit up)
Tuesday, 31 May 2011
Monday, 30 May 2011
Food glorious food!
I just had a chicken donner, kind of feel sick like I had too much to eat but what I want to eat now is a fat bar of chocolate. Mmmmmm.
Hungry little fat girl over and out.
Hungry little fat girl over and out.
Sunday, 29 May 2011
Homemade chocolate chip muffin against the traditional Indian sweets...
I talk about the next generation being the 'lost' generation yet it needs to be noted that I have spent my afternoon baking chocolate chip muffins.
10 years ago, it was mum in the kitchen making 'gooror haandesh'
Am I losing my eastern ways and replacing them with western lovelies? mmmmmm...
10 years ago, it was mum in the kitchen making 'gooror haandesh'
Am I losing my eastern ways and replacing them with western lovelies? mmmmmm...
Tuesday, 24 May 2011
Smells
Is it really superficial for me to judge people on their choice of shampoo? Like for instance if someone uses 2 in 1 shit, I will rethink my level of commitment to that friendship. Also if someone uses old fashioned shampoos like Timoteo or Vosene, I will have a major re-think.
It's odd that people especially women tend to smell of things that don't exactly smell like it in real life. Who wants to smell like a meadow or have a car that smells alpine fresh?
Also people with fake tans smell of biscuits.
It's odd that people especially women tend to smell of things that don't exactly smell like it in real life. Who wants to smell like a meadow or have a car that smells alpine fresh?
Also people with fake tans smell of biscuits.
Monday, 23 May 2011
raar raar dungeon dragon
I've not gone completely loopy - basically its a really stupid song sang by Nicki Minaj and Eminem.
Maybe I'm a fool for thinking any of their songs would actually be categorised under 'stupid' but seriously...
Maybe I'm a fool for thinking any of their songs would actually be categorised under 'stupid' but seriously...
But I am no judge in the way one feels so I'm just going to mock them instead. Fools!Raah, raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
Raah, raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
Raah, raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon
Friday, 20 May 2011
die dog die
It ran straight at me and started barking really loud.
I screamed. Starting shaking. Almost cried.
I blame my upbringing. The fear was instilled in me by family and friends. They used to tell me never to go near a dog because it'll eat me up or something. I couldn't understand how that could happen, I engraved an idea that anything dog-related was bad news and now I suffer with this phobia.
I get goosebumps every time I think of this incident.
I screamed. Starting shaking. Almost cried.
I blame my upbringing. The fear was instilled in me by family and friends. They used to tell me never to go near a dog because it'll eat me up or something. I couldn't understand how that could happen, I engraved an idea that anything dog-related was bad news and now I suffer with this phobia.
I get goosebumps every time I think of this incident.
Thursday, 19 May 2011
Bollywood in the theatre
Party of 7. Booked.
Traditional indian music and dance hits the stage in London and I'm going to watch it. Substitutes the usual friday night raving sessions (that doesn't work cause its on a thursday). Sarees all round me thinks.
baale baale bondu
Traditional indian music and dance hits the stage in London and I'm going to watch it. Substitutes the usual friday night raving sessions (that doesn't work cause its on a thursday). Sarees all round me thinks.
baale baale bondu
Sunday, 15 May 2011
Spice and all things nice or maybe not
I had a kebab from Lahore right, through some misplaced machismo (I'm a laaaady, which makes it stranger) I poured Econa hot sauce all over it and proceeded to munch it down. Yeah, I'm going to regret that soon methinks.
Also I hate Jedward. They are the antichrist x2.
Running scared
Yes yes I've been watching the Eurovision song contest for the last THREE AND A HALF HOURS! Azerbaijan have won. I was rooting for Denmark with their song "New tomorrow" - I really am not joking. I was in the mood for some tacky Eurovision. I was pleasantly surprised.
Blue outdid themselves by doing ten times better than last years entry with 100 points (which would tell all you clever mathematicians that we got 0 points last year - go the UK)
Jedward entered for Ireland and they did better points-wise. What a kick in the teeth for Blue - two boys who can't sing ALSO beat them! Hilarious. Jedward still make me want to throw something at the T.V in the hope that they would feel the pain in that voodoo doll type way. Jedward must be having a field day knowing that Europe loves them more than UK and Ireland put together.
There needs to be a world singing contest and I'd happily represent Bangladesh!
Blue outdid themselves by doing ten times better than last years entry with 100 points (which would tell all you clever mathematicians that we got 0 points last year - go the UK)
Jedward entered for Ireland and they did better points-wise. What a kick in the teeth for Blue - two boys who can't sing ALSO beat them! Hilarious. Jedward still make me want to throw something at the T.V in the hope that they would feel the pain in that voodoo doll type way. Jedward must be having a field day knowing that Europe loves them more than UK and Ireland put together.
There needs to be a world singing contest and I'd happily represent Bangladesh!
"bondu thin deen tur baari tha gelaam taka pailaam na!"oh and I'd get Bengali Usher as my dancer. Ya hears me?!
Wednesday, 11 May 2011
Quotes
Wow, I swear, instant way to seem more intelligent than you really are is to use quotes in anything. Plagerise baby!
Monday, 9 May 2011
Weird dog
Today was the first time I saw a dog sneeze. It sneezed right near my right leg as I passed it. I'm glad it wasn't a fart.
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